If You Love Carrots So Much You Want to Sleep with Them, Then This Body Pillow Is for You
Haunted by the carrot that got away? Need something strong to hold at night? This carrot pillow is for you. As the maker says, who needs a man when you can have a carrot?
Here's a more direct quote:
Do you still long for the carrot that got away? Its earthy smell and soft, fluttery leaves? When you were together, you felt so grounded. It was a healthy relationship.
But now it is over.
Curl up with a carrot and snub the "boyfriend" pillow. You don't need a man— you need a carrot.
The pillow is about six feet long from greens to tip — four feet if you just count the cuddly bits. It is made from fleece and stuffed with non-allergenic polyester stuffing. As the maker says, "If you want to send a gift that will genuinely befuddle and impress the receiver, this is the one."
Hug your carrots and keep them close.